Everyday Wear for Space Travel
High quality casual and formal spacewear can be hard to find even as it becomes increasingly necessary. It can be easy to become content and settle into life on Earth, but if you’re destined for greater galaxies, then let this line of spacewear guide your way into the cosmos.
Made in the fabric of space-time, the original Milky Way Dress is the surest way to the heart of the galaxy. Don’t conform to the Universe, but rather, have it conform to you.
Beam through your day in a Milky Way Dress
The Universe is a vast place, but somehow you’ll still run into people you know everywhere — so you’ve got to look presentable, fashionable, and terrestrial when you’re out and about in your local supercluster. The Milky Way Space Traveler Dress will allow you to do just that.
The Milky Way Space Traveler Dress — fit for both casual and more formal interstellar outings
Having the heart of the galaxy on a fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for anyone on the go. The wide action belt will bring you comfort on long days walking across the Universe, and the inside pocket is the perfect place to hide your alien treasures when you find them.
The Milky Way Fanny Pack is approved for intergalactic travel
Take a step through the time-machine that is the cosmos with Milky Way SpaceTravel Socks. The cushioned bottoms will aid you when walking through a vacuum, and everyone in your vicinity will recognize your loyalty to the hometown galaxy.
SpaceTravel Socks will keep your feet covered through orbit
Muscle atrophy can happen in as little as 15 years during long distance space travel, making these Milky Way yoga leggings a necessary buy for anyone visiting Zanzabar and beyond. Their Milky Way pattern will help keep your mind grounded while you reach for the stars.
If you don’t stretch during space travel, you could get hurt
It’s cosmic bliss as an everyday bath towel, or a Milky Way explosion for the afternoon beach fiesta. This Milky Way beach towel is the best thing that ever happened to a rectangular piece of cloth. It shape, size, and one sided Milky Way print are all you need to be in command of your starship.
Live from sea to stars with an intergalactic beach towel
The good people of the Universe will know that you’re serious about space travel when you’re in this Milky Way bodysuit. Without even adding a helmet, this bodysuit might protect you from harmful rays when approaching distant, unknown star systems. Worn by saucer test pilots for years, these bodysuits are now available to the public.
A Milky Way bodysuit might protect you from harmful rays
You could be an evil alien in disguise and no one would suspect it if you donned a Milky Way backpack along with sun shades. There are around 18 bazillion backpacks in the Universe, but only one can help guide your galactic journey while still looking cool.
A smart star-traveler will never leave home without a bag
When time is a constraint, this Milky Way Rocket Skirt will have you on your way. Used by space travelers for decades, this skirt cuts straight to the singularity. Time is not on your side in this unforgiving Universe — unless you’re wearing a Rocket Skirt.
The Milky Way Rocket Skirt may allow you to evade time
No one ever knows where they’ll land in this Universe, or how hard they’ll hit when they do, but if there is a Milky Way beanbag chair in your path then you can rest well knowing there’s a 95% chance things will be better. Great for kicking back and staring at the stars in your favorite supercluster.
You are 95% more likely to do better in a crash landing with a Milky Way beanbag chair